this was a collaborative effort
my wretched son named oatchi. gaze upon him.
Gaze upon it and weep!
emil:
emil:
saul goodman is a mythological figure to these guys
all their signs r like this also
(via mattycroker1998)
one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired
i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said “i feel good because i did the right thing”. and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.
(via transgenderkris)
Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
(via transgenderkris)
aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like “oh, you changed your name? me too, look!–” and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, “divorce!!” and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition
STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)
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why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis
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Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
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